The Worst Ship in The Universe

Yep. Seems to be a shuttle ‘thing’.

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Consistently and hilariously.

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Why?

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Ewwww. :face_vomiting:

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I mean it doesn’t look THAT bad…

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Well I will have to get one and fly it everywhere…especially if PS4 cross-play happens with NMS. :smiling_imp:

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How mean! :crazy_face:

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It looks like construction equipment.
Maybe it’s the futuristic equivalent of a bulldozer or something. :hammer_and_wrench:

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It looks like a square-wheeled front-end loader that never caught on because of the bone-shattering ride.

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hmm… ok it’s not a fabulous starship, but hmm… not that bad!
I’m half :nauseated_face: half :neutral_face:

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Oh no they lost some parts

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Anvils are not speedy, no matter how much this ship wants you to believe that. Also, awful stats.

Somebody at HG must have misplaced a submarine design.

An escape pod!?

I don’t know what to say about this one:

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“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” --attributed to Sigmund Freud

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Nope

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The stats weren’t as bad as some…

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Yellow School Bus?

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Hm let me think 1 second. No.

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I can’t decide if it looks like a 1975 yellow Pacer or a Corbin Sparrow with a home-built space ship conversion kit.

It might be just the thing if you need a slow-moving ship with a wide turning radius, but without much cargo space. It takes up very little room in your freighter, so it’s an easy reach for your jumper cables and super easy to push start. They almost never break down on the highway.

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I am too claustrophobic for this one.

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