The Worst Ship in The Universe


#163

Yep. Seems to be a shuttle ‘thing’.


#164

Consistently and hilariously.


#165

Why?


#166

Ewwww. :face_vomiting:


#167

I mean it doesn’t look THAT bad…


#168

Well I will have to get one and fly it everywhere…especially if PS4 cross-play happens with NMS. :smiling_imp:


#169

How mean! :crazy_face:


#170


#171

It looks like construction equipment.
Maybe it’s the futuristic equivalent of a bulldozer or something. :hammer_and_wrench:


#172

It looks like a square-wheeled front-end loader that never caught on because of the bone-shattering ride.


#173

hmm… ok it’s not a fabulous starship, but hmm… not that bad!
I’m half :nauseated_face: half :neutral_face:


#174

Oh no they lost some parts


#175

Anvils are not speedy, no matter how much this ship wants you to believe that. Also, awful stats.

Somebody at HG must have misplaced a submarine design.

An escape pod!?

I don’t know what to say about this one:


#176

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” --attributed to Sigmund Freud


#177


Nope


#178

The stats weren’t as bad as some…


#179

Yellow School Bus?


#180

Hm let me think 1 second. No.


#181

I can’t decide if it looks like a 1975 yellow Pacer or a Corbin Sparrow with a home-built space ship conversion kit.

It might be just the thing if you need a slow-moving ship with a wide turning radius, but without much cargo space. It takes up very little room in your freighter, so it’s an easy reach for your jumper cables and super easy to push start. They almost never break down on the highway.


#182

I am too claustrophobic for this one.