This is great! Sooo @CptJamesHarry Sir! …
‘Now you are on board we can use you to solve all our puzzles…’
Zzzzcht!…Incoming Message for @CptJamesHarry
Myriad Localised Magnetic Field Generation Services recently intercepted unexplained encrypted biometric data, concerning Alien Hieroglyphs. An enthusiastic CSD intern believes the data could explain an earlier alien biometric print currently held by Cpt. Harry. Myriad’s own attempt to intercept that print, following Captain Harry’s departure, failed.
He is presently overseeing cryptographic interrogation of all CSD scientists (willing and unwilling) and his expertise may be able to link the print he received and this new data.
MLMFG analysis seems to indicate it may interpret the earlier alien signatures received by his Section and if so could potentially head off Thermo Nuclear Head Scratching between CSD and Reddit trying to solve each other’s problems… Data attached below: Message END