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I was undecided whether to post this. I quite enjoyed it, but it’s very quirky, and very British. I worry that the humour may not translate to an international audience. Having said that, even if you don’t get all the jokes, it’s very surreal.

(edit) @toddumptious - this game is set in a fictional village in Yorkshire - but it could just as easily be a village anywhere in Ireland. The characters and situations would be just the same. One of my favourites was the fat tattooed girl in the chip shop, who says she’s “eating for two” - and then - “oh, and I think I’m pregnant as well”.

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Have decided to give ** Cyberpunk 2077 ** another go (PS5) now it’s had a few updates. I haven’t tried the DLC yet as I wanted to see if it had improved .
I was only aware of the updates & had no idea how much had been added or changed when I jumped on.

Short answer is ‘Yes’. It’s much better now.

I’ve left it on mostly standard settings except for the music, (which, for me is a bit to harsh to endure constantly).

The draw length through out the city (& nearby desert) is beautiful now & tiny details are now so much clearer.
Given the rush-rush pace of the city it’s easy to forget to just walk & soak it in. The creators put a lot of work into this massive city & the lack of cut & paste really gives the various areas their own unique feel.
At times it feels like you are an ant in a massive machine with the buildings forming tunnels over the pedestrian & traffic areas. Some areas are beautiful while others are industrial. The blending is very well done & much like many real cities there is a definite feeling of layers created over time.
So much variety to discover (& loot) by walking just by not sitting in a car zipping past it all. I rarely run anywhere & just trot off to my destination trying to memorise my way as the city is massive & unpredictably complex.
The graphics for all the random civilians are much better & there are lots of random conversations to eavesdrop in on as you wander.
There are also a lot of butts. :laughing:
Many, many mostly exposed butts…everywhere. If you know, you know. Night City has many eye-opening things to notice & its not for the faint hearted. Just be ready for that. :eyes:

If you like the Cyberpunk/Bladerunner/Necromancer genre, this game embodies it all, plus some.
Unlike most of this genre’s movies, the game has a day/night cycle: At times the damp, gloominess & filth is transformed to warm, sunlight … and filth :laughing:

Driving is SO much better with a large variety of different versions of the various machines now cruising the city, each with their own atributes & uses.
I discovered some vehicles are now weapons equipped, which turned out to be a blessing during a ‘situation’ I encountered while night driving in the desert.
Although first-person is not my prefered driving view I have enjoyed switching camera angles simply to check out the very individual & detailed vehicle interiors before switching back.

I’m finding that the whole UI is easier now & it seems many things have been tweeked & altered. Skills, perks & crafting UIs have all been improved & doing various character & armoury upgrades feels more straight forward.
Being able to adjust your character’s appearance & keep a set favourite ‘uniform’ was a nice improvement. Previously, upgrading to ‘found’ items to improve your armour resulted in you looking like a bag-lady. It seems this has all been heavily overhauled so that mostly only armour has ‘armour’ atributes & everthing else is style so you can have armour equipped but still look the way you want.

The main story itself is a interesting but a little dragged out with the (required) virtual reality tasks feeling a bit tedious at times.
I found myself purposely avoiding the main tasks, past the first missions. (At one point your car is out of commission & I took this opportunity to wander all over the place, doing little side missions & getting’skilled up’).

C2077 is very combat oriented & its is crucial to get the hang of customised weaponry & upgrading your cyberware & using them together fluidly.
My only real whinge about the combat is the way most enemies are bullet-soaks, requiring an entire magazine in the face to overcome.
I’m not sure what bullets are made of in this city… wet croutons maybe…?
At times it feels like its deadly battle with childrens Nerf guns. I’m pretty sure after 50 shots with a Nerf gun to my eyball I’d fall down too.
Thankfully cyberware helps by allowing you to zap or cook an opponents noggin or sabotage enviromental components using tech. Once you get the hang of it, combat seems less stupid.

One change since I last played is the Police.
They used to get mad at you if you were too close now they have more patience. What I found out though is once you have pissed them off, they will now also chase you down & drive-by you gangster-style so skipping off in a random hijacked car isn’t necessarily your best option. Police cars are tanks.

Graphics faults are still a thing in C77 but for me they are hard to avoid in hugely complex games so I just have a chuckle & dismiss them.
Damaged vehicles sometimes end up in the road.
Sometimes objects such as bodies or vehicles go through each other.
I had a bizarre encounter with a cop during an under bridge shoot out where he was wearing a skip bin as a skirt. He couldnt get to me because of collision from the bin in the tight area & I couldn’t get many shots in because he was mostly shielded by the bin.

So there you go. If you read all this then well done for having a longer than 5 second attention span & if you were curious about Cyberpunk 2077 this gives you a bit of a post-several-update review.
Is beautiful to look at. Its crazy sometimes. For the most part everything works well now. The story is pretty cool and interesting. And there are just as many butts as I remember when I first played.

Worth a look.

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Cyberbutt 2077…been thinking about trying it myself. Thanks for the behindsight.

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:rofl:

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I played Cyberpunk 2077 when it first came out on PC. Unlike many console owners, I didn’t have many major problems, and, bye and large, I enjoyed the game. Curiously though, unlike any other open world game I have ever played, I have felt no desire to replay it. Steam have uploaded various upgrades to the version I have installed, and still I haven’t been tempted to play it again.

Did they fix the part with the Japanese street carnival - jumping from balconies onto moving floats, etc? That section was pretty broken, even on PC.

Maybe it’s time to have another look.

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I haven’t gotten to that yet. On PS5 the first (2) times I didnt experience any issues there.

I did experience a single progress breaker (way back then) during the first BIG mission where I couldnt get the lift access. A checkpoint restart fixed that.

I found the (3) different character stories altered the playthrough noticably so experimented with those. Only finished 2 times though.
The BIG story does take its toll given the amount of dialogue but it can be skipped through.

I wasn’t intending on playing it again but was a bit bored in NMS & was aware of the large updates so randomly fired it up.
The alterations & improvements make it a far nicer experience.

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I thought I halfways knew my way around videogames, but I have to admit that I have no idea what a “slapformer” is. Must be some subgenre of platformer, I guess?

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I had never come across the term, either. From playing the game, it has elements of a simple platformer, but nothing difficult - no complex moves or crazy button combinations. Interaction with objects / characters is achieved by facing them, and slapping them.

So, I suppose, “slapformer”. Is this a genre, or is the term just a joke invented for this game? I don’t know enough about obscure little platformers to say.

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Leaving tomorrow so I don’t have time to start a sprawling butt-scoping game. Opted for a free demo where I deliver mail to my sleepy hometown beside a lake. Somehow, it is kinda fun. I like the old woman with a yard full of cats. As you deliver the parcels and envelopes, her story unfolds as she touches base with old friends and neighbors.
Save 50% on Lake on Steam

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I took it as more wordplay to extend the games tone into it’s description.

But now I kinda wanna see what a game where three stooges style slapstick is encouraged gameplay. A true Slapformer.

Sorry you made that jump too cleanly, please start the level over and bang yr shin off the edge or maybe smack yr head off the platform as you come in short, maybe grabbing on to a rope that’s not tied to anything to try and clamber back up as you defy gravity with yr legs kicking, and maybe it is actually attached to a potted plant for no good reason that smashes into your face, creating a large bump to form through your hair about a foot tall.

Then, and maybe then, you can clamber onto the platform. A successful jump in the slapformer genre.

Okay I’ve been low key wishing for someone to remake Paperboy in the style of Fire watch and this sounds exactly like that ;0;

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Sorry cat lady!!! It’s my first day!

But I do think about a paperboy game set in an 80s suburb how spielberg remembers them, that captures that childhood feeling of endless summer. Goonies and E.T meets Eerie Indiana/Gravity Falls. Maybe some “Stand By Me” thrown in. It will have a Young Corey Feldman type is what I’m saying. ':slight_smile: Some day I’ll get my openworld paper boy dleivering bike detective squad game.

If Kojima is allowed to try do american things, why can’t an irish guy try do the american summer coming of age experience too? I technically lived it through VHS, just like Hideo Kojima :stuck_out_tongue:

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Ummm…I can’t believe I had gotten drawn into this whole mail delivery thing. I currently have a crush on the lumberjack. Somethimg from his past weighs heavily on him. I am determined to help him keep the lumbercamp and keep out the real estate developers. When I showed up for work today, the was an official from the Postal Service asking me a lot of serious questions about Frank, my PO boss…I hope he has not been using the postal service for shuffling around money from betting on sports… :grimacing: I really like Frank. Such an easy-going boss.
And it now seems the computer program I have been helping to develop is near to going nationwide. Could bring in millions. But I know how this rolls. I could be called on for continuous updates and bug fixes. Is that really what I want out of life? I don’t see the hunk of a lumber jack fitting into that scenario. sigh
:rofl:
Egads. I just agreed to meet up with illegal campers rolling weed by the lake. They are leaving for Canada on Thursday when a friend picks them up. I am hoping to lay claim to their RV, if I can get the smell out of it…

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This sounds like the beginning of an episode of “Breaking Bad”.

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A DEA spokesman told our reporter “Our agents have been watching this vehicle for months. We have now arrested an Arkansas woman, believed to be the mastermind behind the operation. There was some confusion, leading to a gunfight. Fortunately, our agents are only reporting minor injuries”.

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LOL! Just delivered a package to the girl who works at the diner. It’s the same Yamaha keyboard I bought back in the 80’s. :rofl: This game really speaks to me. Nostalgia.
On a sad note, the girl who was running the first VHS rental shop has closed the doors and called it quits. :worried: The people in this small town are just not ready for such a leap in tech.

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In software, if they want you badly enough, you can work remotely. How’s the wifi chez Lumberjack? :rofl:

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The game is set in the 80’s. There is no wi-fi. My boss mailed me some papers to go over…in the actual mail mail.
This delivery does not feel awkward at all.

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Oh… Yeah, forget remote work then. It’s life in a small cubicle for you! :tired_face:

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It was quite the evening. I got their story.




RV scored!
I declined a hit on the rolled and burning paper. However, it likely would have helped with the rest of the evening.

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Thanks for the Cyperpunk rebutt-- uh, review!

For comparison, I once got GTA San Andreas from a certain well-known game store for free, and I only walk (and sometimes bike or drive) around in it and climb rooftops offline, I refused to do more than the most basic missions. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

That’s how I would approach Cyberpunk, too. Just look at the pretty locations and the atmosphere and not shoot or defraud anyone. I really liked the sneaking and sleepdart sniping in the old Deus Ex (I haven’t finished the newer two yet, I restarted a few times), and exploring Neon in Starfield was also the most interesting location. I generally like Cyberpunk.

What I don’t enjoy is when games prescribe too much what my character’s values and goals should be, as Cyberpunk and GTA do it constantly in their missions… GTA at least has an offline mode, and online modes where you simply race on different maps.

Does Cyberpunk have something equivalent? :thinking: Could/should it have that, what do you think? They already made the whole open world. Can I sleepdart my way through and explore in peace and quiet? :rofl:

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Could it…? maybe…: Had it been designed that way from the begining.
Should it? I’m not sure. Probably not. It’s a story of survival in a bad place.

I think Cyberpunk 2077 is somewhat reliant on combat depending on your start choices.
It’s the world that creates this. It is a nasty place & you are already a villian from the very start.

Perhaps you could get to the part where ‘Jackie’ is first waiting for you at a food cart near your first apartment & then just wander off, (I haven’t tried). Progression of all perks & upgrades come via interactions… mostly violent.
I think you could explore the whole map as a wholesome wanderer from that point but the game is unavoidably centered around a criminal-come-mercenary moving his way up & through a very dangerous & thuggish society, with a definate self-centred quest to solve a deadly problem.

You can be ‘nicer’ & various interactions give dialog options that vary the outcome, (some even avoid conflict) but you usually need to be ‘scary’ to intimidate a potential foe to even avoid conflict.

You have friends (chooms) & make good aquaintances (even L :heart: VERS I found out unexpectedly) depending on your conversations.
So you CAN play Cyberpunk 2077 as less of an a55h0L3 but you can never be an angel.

I look at it this way. I don’t cause trouble but trouble always finds you in Night City.

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