I saw this on today’s BBC news. Absolutely nothing to do with NMS.
It’s not clear from the headline whose underpants the fire was in - Donovan’s, or his neighbours.
Still, I’m glad he tackled it. Underpants fires can be nasty.
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commas and m-dashes must be getting expensive. 
This should def. be in this thread:
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It’s filed under “Off Topic” because it’s not NMS related. I shouldn’t break the rules - the Mods would give me a hard time. They have a secret room where they beat you with rubber hoses.
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Sorry. I’d hate to see you covered in rubber hose welts. 
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Shhh… Stop talking about yourself like that. We keep telling you not to be so hard on yourself. Did you hide some more rubber hoses somewhere? 
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Since when did we allow ‘Off Topic’, huh?
@TravelEcho has a point, a valid one at that …
It should at least be in ‘General Discussion’, which is the place to go for content not related to NMS. 
(fixed)
It deserves to be on it’s own by now though, after seeing how popular it has become…
On a side note … do I need to remind you of the NDA that comes with joining …
… the room
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Sorry about this, I’ll (ouch!)…
Have to keep this short because they’re (yow!)…
Hitting me with the (Owww!)…
Rubber hoses again (Ouch!)…
It hurts like Hell (OW!)…
But @DevilinPixy looks good in a black satin basque, and leather high heels (OUCH!)
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Gotta love this forum!
One of the few places where moderation doesn’t come with a sword/wrench
Gonna ask the higher-ups for a whip to match the attire.
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As a Leader, I feel I must stress that some content in this thread is disgusting & I strongly disapprove.
Under NO circumstances should Jason Donovan EVER be mentioned 
(At least I understand now why my garden hose seems to have been shrinking)
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…enough stupidity for one day…
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Why did y’all stop I was almost there 
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