HE FIND NED - The Chronicles of Main Fam (Parody)

[YourBasicMaths]

The Chronicles of Main Fam (the Cult of NED)

The totally legit*, very serious and definitely-hidden lore that was intentionally and systematically buried deep within Project Skyscraper. It is a drip-fed plot that slowly unfolds when @the_architect adds a new #GlitchingReality image to the official collection.

We identify each new plot development by systematically and very scientifically extracting only the letters from each new file name, in chronological order of release. We then proceed to use the school code cipher to both encode and decode the string into a new set of characters, from which we very objectively and not-randomly-at-all, find totally obvious and super clear words which move the plot forward.

*note: not legit at all and 100% made up, not to be taken seriously by any means, in case there is any ambiguity, this topic is for entertainment purposes only.

The file names, and their extracted letters in order:

1.  8740677A9483 | A
2.  53A05806675F | AF
3.  B1C9E4F072A5 | BCEFA
4.  BCDCF4DFCEDB | BCDCFDFCEDB
5.  12DD862FD254 | DDFD
6.  A7E9F3B8C2D6 | AEFBCD
7.  4E2B91D8A370 | EBDA
8.  1E31D7C81379 | EDC
9.  DD85AC69AE24 | DDACAE
10. 1BFD5D647A1C | BFDDAC

Together, encoded and decoded:

NOCODE: AAFBCEFABCDCFDFCEDBDDFDAEFBCDEBDABFDDAC
ENCODE: FFEINHEFINDNEDENHDIDDEDFHEINDHIDFIEDDFN
DECODE: MMAINFAMINDNADANFDIDDADMFAINDFIDMIADDMN

And with @vector_cmdr’s help, more words were found in leftover garbage data: I AID BETTY

Earliest timestamps for each are as follows (if one were so inclined):

1780665540: I AID BETTY
1781138100: FIND MIND

Clearly, a pattern is emerging:

FFE IN HE FIND NED ENH DID DED F HE IN D HID F
M MAIN FA(M)IN(DNA) DAN F DID DAD MF AI ND FI DM
I AID BETTY

If we simply throw these words into a pile, we can begin to methodically extract a plausible plot. The order doesn’t matter, as long as a plot is developed.

The “words” and readable strings we’ve found:

I, AID, BETTY, IN, HE, FIND, NED, DID, DED, HID, MAIN, AI, FAM, MIND, DNA, DAN, DAD, MF, DM

The NEDiverse is vast, and many possibilities exist.

This is but one possibility:

So far, from what we can tell, He (who?) find Ned, who did ded. Then he in hid (but where)?

Main fam DNA find mind, and Dan did dad! Probably with the help of mf AI via direct message (DM).

Discussion below to further the plot. Plot unstable. Likely to change as Project Skyscraper continues to unfold.

For Future Use in Unverified Memory Blocs:

In an effort to try and understand the mechanics behind the memory verification system, its five-star rating selector and how it affects the results of the memory content submitted, a handful of copypasta inputs will be placed below.

MAIN FAM FIND NED DED. DAN DID DAD! HE HID. DNA IN MIND. MAIN FAM FIND DAN.

NED FIND DAN. DAD MIND IN AI, HID MAIN FAM. DAN ND NED FIND DAD DED.

MAIN FAM FIND DED AI MIND. DAD ND DAN DM MAIN FAM. NED DID DM ND AI DID.

DAD ND DED DAN DM MAIN FAM. NED HID MAIN MIND. MAIN MIND DED. MAIN FAM FIND MIND.

UPDATE 06/15/2026 - WE DID IT.

To Be Continued…

(mods, if this is breaking rules or infringing on anything, just delete it lol, no hard feelings)

[Mad-Hatter]

@YourBasicMaths

if this is breaking rules or infringing on anything,

Perhaps just add ‘Lore Parody’ or something similar to the topic title to avoid confusion or issues with ARG focussed individuals.

[toddumptious]

My name is Toddumptious and I approve these messages.

I think mf AI is obviously a reference to System in the ARG, or perhaps they are trying to recreate MF Doom via ai (see: “MF AI DM”)

Main fam DNA might be an homage to Dune, or at least that is where it is clearly pulling its influences from.

I believe main fam were cloned from either Ned, who did ded. Or Dans, who did dad.

Honestly, the possibilities are wild but either way the story they are telling us here is nothing short of captivating and riveting.

I cannot wait to find mind what other people think this is all leading up to.

[Turbulentflow]

I was this close to checking your hex to see wth was going on lol

I think Ned should go to bed cause dad mad said he had no bad sad with the gag, but hex coded is too loaded with exploded motive to be goated.

I’m done.

[Polyphemus]

@YourBasicMaths

(mods, if this is breaking rules or infringing on anything, just delete it lol, no hard feelings)

TBH, it makes a lot more sense than the calendar did…

[Alterworld]

There’s a DJ in your dad

[YourBasicMaths]

Thank you! I’ve updated the title.

@Polyphemus

TBH, it makes a lot more sense than the calendar did…

Man, that was an intense puzzle. The team did so good. I’m probably not going to be using calendars for a while though.

[YourBasicMaths]

It begs the question…

How much dad did ded dan did if ned and dan did dad?

[vector_cmdr]

I AID BETH, JAZ SAX RAD CAT approved.
I’m preordering the book.

[sheralmyst]

I never know what day it is even when using a calendar. I just hang them for the pretty pictures.

[vector_cmdr]

I can’t look at a calendar right now. It’s gonna take some healing .

[toddumptious]

I still think we should make a swimsuit edition of the Six Seasons calendar with all the main characters of The Chronicles of Main Fam as the models, into Hello Games when this is all over and done with.

Fan-made or Official, they’re getting that calendar.

[YourBasicMaths]

Where did we find this again!? We need to add it to the Main Fam lore.

[vector_cmdr]

Haha. JAZ SAX RAD CAT was from doing polybius squares with the calendar. I AID BETH was from… I think the wasp image? I can’t remember which ones. I’ll have to dig it up in Discord

[toddumptious]

I made this real quick in photoshop, to aid Beth, the Jazz Sax Rad Cat

(I don’t think I’ve heard anyone use the word “rad” since the 90’s, thankfully searching “90’s cat” gave me this totally rad cat to stick a tenor sax on to )

Apparently I joined the forum 9 years ago today (based off of my timezone). What a way this was to ring that day in

[YourBasicMaths]

I like to imagine the JAZ SAX RAD CAT would play you a catchy tune for your cake day.

[toddumptious]

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to me
One day we’ll feel complete
Happy birthday to somebody in the streets
Who’s been waiting patiently

This is the catchy tune I’m imagining.

Thank you JAZ SAX RAD CAT, it was perfect <3

[vector_cmdr]

An additional entry to the chronicles:

NED DAD AI
DAN: "AI DAD, FIND MF DNA IN MAIN MIND"
DAD: "IN DM HID DNA"
HE DID HID DNA IN DM - ND NED DID FIND: DED
DAD: IN DM "FIND AI NED FAM"
NED DID FIND - MAIN MIND... AI DED

[citizenScientist]

how do I join the cult of NED?

[YourBasicMaths]

If you’re here, you’ve already joined. If you want to make it official, just use the words we’ve found to construct your own NED-narrative!