Future Update Speculation

Hawke+Bacon=

Hollow Bacon Hawke

Some traveler was tasked to investigate the fire and speeds by in a streak of blue light. They have witnessed the summoning of a Bacon Hawke.

My guess is we have crispy Light No Fire infobacon on the pan and it is ready for consumption

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Hmmm. Next up … All the changes players have been “bacon” for for a long time.

Yum!

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Hollow Bacon disappears into the void

Hawke Harrow walks on glass to see where she is

Hawke is unable to summon her without Bacon on the side

Add :bacon:, She is Hungry

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I think a ‘beacon’ is a good guess.
Perhaps it’s part of an expedition with some sort of lost ship &/or lore we are sent off looking for.

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1st guess: Beacon is a good guess to me too.

2nd guess: Perhaps adding proper space police and space jail?

But there is also this joke… if you want to say “bacon” with a Jamaican accent, just say “Beer Can” and it sounds the same.

So in the off chance that he knows this joke, my 3rd guess is that its an update that adds beer into the game lol.

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Bluesky’s gotten the triple emoji already, and twitter just had Sean repost the other platform links. Wonder if they’re trying to wean off twitter entirely at some point?

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He picked up another 1k followers with 3 more posts

I am having a few issues with Bluesky..not being able to get alerts when someone posts…has anyone tried the SkyAlert bot?

And he reposted his post about his move to Bluesky…and has not posted anything else on X. It would seem he is switching over completely…we will see

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There is also this:

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Thanks! Trying that out…
No posts here…yet

Edit: yippee…the notification works…though I did not know what the icon was at first :laughing:

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Discarding a musky app is good enough reason to abandon X. Dodge the X app!

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Sean’s Irish so this is the Rasher Update, we don’t say bacon.

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WTF? That’s even less helpful than an emoji! :sweat_smile:
Also, I can’t see any obvious relation to bacon…

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I think he’s just sharing a pic from the community.

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Yes. But it is cool

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I think not. Bacon is the one essential food to all sentient species - no advanced thinking being can exist without it. Unfortunately, not all planets have pigs - so those planets have adapted to make their bacon from other creatures.

What you’re seeing is an example of the little-known Ham Octopus (more correctly septopus) of the planet Zebulon IV, from which the inhabitants produce a more than acceptable bacon substitute (albeit with a slightly fishy aftertaste).

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Where does :bacon: Bacon come from?

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I was about to post that bacon certainly doesn’t come from Calamari, but your explanation is a lot funnier! :laughing:

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