News From The Void

I think I was 9 or 10 when we got dial up and I was excited for the first star wars prequel that was due out in two years, so I spent a lot of time on the Yahoo Chat boards talking to other star wars fans and being very up front about my “A/S/L” if anyone remembers that request.

Something nobody would dare give away in this day and age but back then, the novelty of talking to someone on the other side of the planet, made the question exciting to know, there was zero sense of any nefarious reasons behind the request or so it seemed.

In hindsight, I probably should have never given those details out as a ten year old, and if I attracted any groomers I was too young and oblivious to notice it, though I do think back and wonder… There were a lot of fellow ten year olds wanting to be my friend… They probably weren’t ten year olds :grimacing:

Tbh, when dealing with arguments online nowadays, knowing the person’s age might be enough to make you realise this argument is never going to go anywhere

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I have started on The Martians by David Baron and I have discovered the word of the day.

Today’s word is

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Like all lofty ambitions, it’s an ideal to aspire to, which most of us will never manage to achieve.

Nevertheless, I’ve tried.

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Poly… Never give up on your dreams. :laughing:

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A favourite poem of mine, by Roger McGough -

(You need to know that in the UK, “pissed” means drunk)

Out of work, divorced,

Usually pissed,

He aimed low in life,

And missed.

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:joy: Going on the tombstone?

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Well, it’s not hard for a “bad guy” to gather data from multiple sources and glean connections we’d rather not have made. Don’t forget who we’re dealing with. :frowning:

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"That’s them your honour! That’s the person who tried to dictate how much wood a woodchuck should chuck. Which we all know, is nobody elses business but the woodchucks. This egregious crime must not go unpunished! I think it’s only fair I use every power in my position of office to make sure justice is delivered intact! "

He’d probably also make some sort of remark about your appearance and how that is a reason to dismiss you as a human being entirely.

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Well if only the woodchuck could chuck wood but he’s been deported for being a violent criminal while sharpening his teeth preparing to do a job no one else is willing to do. The wood is now unchucked and the supply from China has risen to prices never before seen. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck…we will never know.

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That’s been more like the word of the past 3 decades for me… :confused:

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My home town has been turned into Gotham City.

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What? Y’all don’t have hot dog stands, fire hydrants and graffiti? How do you live? :joy:

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We have fire hydrants and graffiti, but they don’t look like the American versions. The hot dog stands were shut down in the 1970s for being grossly insanitary.

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:rofl:

I thought their very existence was a form of imposed Darwin-esque natural selectivity. No wonder the younger generations are all so puny & frail. They weren’t put through the ‘test’. :grin:

We have truck-stop pies. I had one that was so horribly multi-time re-heated, it squeaked like rubber as I tried to chew it. I passed the test (survived) & the pie went bye-byes into the nearest bin. It’s been years & I can still ‘taste’ it. Twas a unique experience. Would not recommend.

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A guy is selling tortoises outside the pub. Customer comes out and buys one.

Ten minutes later the customer comes back. “Give me another one of those meat pies, but not so crusty this time”.

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When I can’t sleep at 1 am, I stay comfy in bed, dim the light on my tablet and play a mobile game or 2. I don’t believe in spending money on them but, I will watch an Ad for things I can use in the game.

There has been a trend recently towards ads with people talking at me. Right up in my face.

I find it intrusive and irritating.

Just show me your game! Don’t put your face in mine and tell me stuff! Especially at 1 am. :face_with_steam_from_nose:

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I keep getting this AI man up in my face pushing Tai Chi. It’s nothing but that (on YouTube ads on phone, about the only place I don’t have an adblocker.)

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Flea market finds

Worth $45

Summary

Worth $45

Summary

Worth $4

Summary

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What an absolute day. Can we cancel news from the void? I think we’ve had enough of it.

We need an antithesis. News for the Vibes? I dunno. The world sucks but I love you guys is what I guess I’m saying.

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Cheer up. I know it’s distressing that Harry’s back, but it’s not that bad.

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