Spotted something flying out of the ocean, went outside to check I wasn’t imagining things and it was suddenly raining sea creatures
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So not only does the terrain fall like a blanket across the land but, so do the critters. 
I am having an issue opposite yours. When I go into a cave looking for critters, they pop up thru the roof of the cave and I have to hurry outside to scan them.
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I’ve had that too! 
Instant TM to the surface chasing them.
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I’m sorry is that a dragon ball z reference?
I got the NPC with Gigantism bug again. It normally only happens at my atlas rises era base so was strange to see it in a new one.
Moments before he knocked me, pow, right in the kisser.
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I have no idea.
I meant Instant Terrain Manipulator… to take off after the escaping cave critter. 
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Oh well never mind… Forget I said anything. Anime? Never heard of it. I’m perfectly normal…
Ah no I kid, I’ve no shame for my love of anime. Just not as gun ho about watching it these past 18 years. Step back in for the one punch mans or paranoia agents, bounce and bail out for the shonen stuff.
You can respect women and be an anime fan at the same time, despite what twitter avatars would lead you to believe
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I went hunting for the hairy, fat guy in the Sailor Moon outfit meme that circulated some years ago to respond with.
Sadly… I wish I hadn’t.
You’ll just gave to visualise something that hurts your eyes with the caption.
IF YOU CAN’T BE A GOOD EXAMPLE, BE A HORRIBLE WARNING.
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I just had my most terrifying NMS encounter, ever…
I was running Nexus missions and got sent to a system that was unclaimed. I claimed it.
As I was wiping out the dangerous flora, I looked up and saw this
and I thought, surely, it just looks that way.
After completing the mission, I headed out for a look.
hmmm…
yeah…
ooookaaayyyy…
Let’s land…
I headed for the smaller moon
I headed for the large planet
I landed on the moon and walked over to the planet…the situation was dicey. I almost fell into space but jetpacked and did what I could and finally crossed over…
Included the address in case any would like to experience this first hand. By agreeing to take on this adventure, you assume all responsibilty. I will not be held accountable.
Ok…this tale gets even more bizarre…it has 2 portal addresses…testing this…but I got sent to the same system for the next Nexus missions and snapped a pic with a portal address and it is different
Jumping thru a portal to test…
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That is a place you do NOT want to be when they fix the glitch.
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Yes, gravity is fun on these!
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I found the Former Sock Pairing Facility.
There were still snacks sitting on a table in the break room.
They tasted like they were from 200 years before a nuclear war.
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I don’t think they were for eating but I guess with autophage, any organic matter, even centuries old matted foot skin, is a meal.
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Socky Bites. Very umami.
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At three stages in my life I fell deep into the 40k tabletop buzz.
That typical pre teen one where a parents love can afford the ridiculous prices of miniatures and paints, until you have enough for a small point battle with friends.
The second time was when me and my friends had finished school, had our first real jobs and made the mistake of having a few pints around a reminiscent conversation of our love for the game and how we can afford to be active participants again.
What followed was five years of late night games and a lot of empty bank accounts.
Third time is unclear but possibly another stupid round table discussion involving alcohol while hindsight is in the bathroom getting sick (foresight is holding their hair back)
My first army was Chaos cos, pre teen edge lord. My mam realises they were more expensive to paint than Orks, eventually.
I’ve been an Ork guy every time since 
Lately some friends of mine from a different group I made in my late 20s, who also played 40k throughout their lives, have gotten back into it big time. They even sucked in some friends of ours who’ve never played table top before.
It’s exciting to see them show off their new models and seeing the finished ones all lovingly painted.
But I still feel the pain of my wallet from previous cycles.
They keep trying to lure me in. I keep saying no. I’m afraid to even go watch one of their Sunday games. I feel I should put my bank card in one of those alarmed cookie jars you keep in the fridge.
Yesterday, things took a turn for the worst. It seems it’s more than just friends and games workshop conspiring against me.
Long story short, even the Atlas in all it’s grandeur, is trying to lure me back in…
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If you want to try the RPG for a change, now is the opportune moment:
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Sneaky puffers thought they would get me from behind but moms really do have eyes in the back of their head.
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Sometimes the Nexus denies me entrance. I sit in limbo at the second door, waiting. Sometimes a minutes wait and they open. Sometimes not, like today, I just finished the weekend mission on return the door would not open. I could recall the nexus and it would bring me back to the second doors, like I was in a tracker beam. I can enter all the menus., but can not escape the nexus’ tracker beam.
I am starting over with the network off, luckily this is an easy mission.
Update: I got in the second time, but it made me wait 30 seconds. As soon as I said “not again” the door opened. Anywho, I got my Atlas foundation decal and banner Im happy now.
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There seems to be a lot of players today. I entered the Nexus earlier and got shuffled left, right, left, right…thought for sure I was going to get trapped with no free parking spots.
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