Getting a laugh out of life

You don’t want me to regale you with the tale of all I went thru over the last 24 hours.

The power is back

The Internet is up

The water leak is still blowing but there are now various scribbles on the pavement which is progress.

The 60 mph winds that hit yesterday did minimal damage.

And I survived a 3 hour round trip in the middle of the night to take tools to someone to fix their truck…

Today, I am doing nothing. Well, almost nothing. I did clean the bird cage.

Kisses

Edit: yippee! There is a guy on a backhoe digging up the busted pipe now…and he is blocking my driveway…and my grocery pickup is waiting to be picked up…:sweat_smile:

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He’s found 3,000 burrowing crawdads attracted by the waterlogging - on their way to your property, they burrowed through the electricity supply cable. While the heat of the electric arc cooked them, they enjoyed ttheir first experience of internet access.

Your driveway is now sitting on top of 1,000 pounds of muddy gumbo.

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I’m in the money!

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I’m glad you can take life with a large dose of humor.

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I propose that for the next 6 months, everyone everywhere be forced to stop whatever they are doing, sit down and do this instead

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Neigh, I say, Neigh! LOL

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Momma white-tail eating sloe from the Blackthorn’s. Nice to know something here eats them since they are not native to this area.

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I like to believe that Rainbows can contain charged nano particles of gold suspended in floating water droplets. Then, if i were to fly a charged balloon or kite through it, i could electro plate it somehow. Then i would pull it down for harvest. Money

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Do I tell him we stole his games custom modular ships except you can actually fly ours, now; or do I tell him later?

“Oh hey Sean, todd, smile for the camera!”

Maybe I’ll tell him over an email…

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Trying to enjoy Monolith one time before calling it a day.

Got accused of “making the whole house shake”.

It was “rattling dishes”

My response?

:smiling_face_with_sunglasses:

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Picked up some better quality seed for Bonnie and Clyde. Wary, as birds are of new things, it took some time before Clyde decided to try it out. He sounded fairly impressed then flew over to Bonnie and asked if she wanted to try it. She must have said yes because Clyde then happily regurgitated some tasty morsels. Bonnie seemed pleased.

Ah. Amore!

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I’ve found this seldom works with women.

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Police thought it was a Ferrari. Shame it wasn’t a Corvette.

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I don’t know much about motorised sports except for the checkered flag they use in formula one so…

Please forgive me for these puns against humanity…

Sounds like he had a czhechered past

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You mean that car we were towing? :rofl: good one

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Watching Leave it to Beaver because I like to start my day with a laugh.

Wally has to take a girl to the dance who is taller than he is. Doesn’t want the guys saying Hey! Why did you bring a bean pole?

Beaver says, Well at least she is pretty

Wally says, Yeah! But I’m never gonna get to see her face

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Wal Mart. Your 1 stop shop for everything, including the weather

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