Edit: yippee! There is a guy on a backhoe digging up the busted pipe now…and he is blocking my driveway…and my grocery pickup is waiting to be picked up…
He’s found 3,000 burrowing crawdads attracted by the waterlogging - on their way to your property, they burrowed through the electricity supply cable. While the heat of the electric arc cooked them, they enjoyed ttheir first experience of internet access.
Your driveway is now sitting on top of 1,000 pounds of muddy gumbo.
I like to believe that Rainbows can contain charged nano particles of gold suspended in floating water droplets. Then, if i were to fly a charged balloon or kite through it, i could electro plate it somehow. Then i would pull it down for harvest. Money
Picked up some better quality seed for Bonnie and Clyde. Wary, as birds are of new things, it took some time before Clyde decided to try it out. He sounded fairly impressed then flew over to Bonnie and asked if she wanted to try it. She must have said yes because Clyde then happily regurgitated some tasty morsels. Bonnie seemed pleased.