Funny, you don’t see too many of those restaurants any more.
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They are for owls. You have to be out late at night.
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Who wants to start a post punk band called Vomit Fossil?
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I think the timing is right. Let’s go!
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The famous bytebeaters Vomit Fossil are docking at the space station, you say? OMG! I gotta go!
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Which is why they don’t let me in Chilis restaurants anymore. 
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I made an egregious error about 6 months ago.
I had a really big plastic bowl in my hands.
I sat down at my desk for some reason.
I sat the huge bowl on top of my file cabinet…
I now have hours of paper work ahead of me…
someday…
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I get anxiety just thinking about how you guys have to fill out your own taxes and stuff and you can go to jail for doing it wrong.
I wouldn’t survive very long in America 
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Irish Cordyceps was like,
"Ants? Is that it? Hold my pint, wait til ya see this… "
Zombie Cave Spiders… Just what we needed
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Well…from a practical standpoint is a zombie cave spider really any worse than a regular cave spider?
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More or less the same except the zombie Cave spiders marketing team bases it’s campaigns core ideas around striking fear and causing psychic damage so you’re more likely to perform worse when fending off the Zombie Cave Spiders versus the Regular Cave Spider
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Yes?! They eat your brain!!
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Do we know that a regular cave spider won’t eat your brain? I mean, I just don’t see anyone saying, “Y’know, I really miss ol’ cave spider. He was such a swell guy before that fungus turned him into a zombie.”
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From one article; A zombie fungus sounds like something straight out of science fiction; however, a fungus like this isn’t new to science. Another fungus species, Ophiocordyceps unilateralis infects ants in the Amazon rainforest and takes control of their bodies. However, the fungus leaves the brain untouched. Instead, it controls the ant’s limbs and forces it to typically climb foliage above the ant nest and uses the ant to create spores that then sprinkle on the other ants below.
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Gross. Ewe. Nasty!
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it’s like, let’s turn that ant into a salt shaker so we can turn more ants into salt shakers
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It was a BBC documentary featuring them that inspired The Last of Us according to co creator Neil Druckmann 
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This dude gonna get the 
beat outta him
“He’s gonna bring an icepick to a gun fight” and the truckers mean it
https://www.nwahomepage.com/news/ice-pick-bandit-ruins-more-than-300-truck-tires-in-arkansas/
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Guy says ten grand to replace a full set of tires…and that’s not half the loss. If this clown is hitting twenty trucks at the same truck stop all at once the local tire service guys are gonna be backed up for days getting them all fixed and back on the road. That’s a late delivery, missed pickups…the last guys to call into the tire repair might very well be put out of business entirely if they are already on the margin.
I’d bet that Mr Icepick silently disappears if truckers catch him. That’s not a beat down offense, it’s a capital offense.
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