Getting a laugh out of life

Thinking of buying this T-shirt

Edit: 20 May
Incapacitated. Flat on my back. Hoping for MRI today. Worst backpain in my long history of back pain.
Managed to get my Win7 laptop up and running so at least I can watch some DVDs. Bored outta my mind. Delirious from pain.

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We truly do live in a simulation

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For those who want to know what life in tornado alley is like. These days, this has been a daily event for the last couple of weeks.

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Yeah, my wife saw that a week ago or so and almost choked from laughter… :laughing:

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I can’t figure where that white cat thinks it is going. :rofl: up behind the blinds. And then ends with it poofin’ up to scare off whatever.
I have had a cat or 2 at a time for many years. There has to be a depth perception issues that causes them to think the tiniest line on a wall is a ledge they can climb to.
Just be glad there was no one standing in the room when it happened.

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That one cat chillin in the cage… Like every enemy camp rescue movie trope, as soon as the mayhem kicks off, “I knew my friends would come and rescue me.”

Edit: Okay wow that cat is NOT in that cage at the start, it went there for safety XD

I’d just watched the terrifying tornado gas station vid before this, was good to have a tornado of cats to counterbalance it afterwards. Stay safe <3

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My dad’s favorite show when I was a kid.
Hee Haw

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ARG clues tease players like Ling does to The Chosen One from this movie, Kung Pow Enter the Fist

Players are like the chosen one, so close and far away at the same time, while being distracted by tiny nets.

There could be more ARG secrets within NMS that are still uncovered. Quintillions of secrets, or one single comms ball covered in tin foil.

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The answer you seek resides in the stars above… stars above… stars above… this, is CNN…

(my PS2 broke with this movie stuck in the disc tray, I’ve been quoting it to myself every day since in memorium XD )

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I’m more like Wimp Lo. My face-to-foot style is also very good! :laughing:

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The Chosen One may never have made it but the actress from the original film certainly did, Hsieh Ling-Ling married a billionaire. WeeOohWeeOohWeeeoooheeee

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That bench did not see it coming! :crazy_face:

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Does anyone over yonder have a small room, basement, attic space, closet…I could rent? I am quiet and always clean up after myself. In fact, I will clean your place for you in exchange for a place to sleep. All I need are soft pillows and chai lattes.

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Finding an appartment in Switzerland is the easy part. Immigration is also not too complicated, if you can get a job. Software engineers and medical personnel usually don’t have a too difficult time of finding one…

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Absolutely, but this is dublin city so even a closet is gonna be pricey. I can do mates rates and drop it to 2000 euro a month for you. Getting 3200 off the CEO who currently rents the hot press, I can kick him out no problem. I’d give you the attic but I havent the heart to kick the family out that rent it.

Maybe just go to Switzerland, Ireland has been compromised ':slight_smile:

The super weird right wing conservative crap has infected our shores by way of thinktanks and the internet. I’ve lost track of how many refugee centres have been petrolbombed in the last week alone by terminally online dumbfucks eating the gravy from the anti-immigration pipeline.

Recently we had a vote to change some legislature, basically it was giving more rights to people who are often overlooked, marginalised or abused by their carers. Essentially it was giving more power to action for people with disabilities, stuck in abusive relationships or family situations etc.

Everyone was kinda like, yeah the wording has to change so it doesnt just protect “wives”, so there was very little campaigning done on the yes side of things. There wasn’t even a No campaign… until.

Suddenly the place is littered with Vote No posters, how its going to make women disappear, how its going to take rights away from people with disabilities, how its going to allow the great replacement to happen, how it gives more rights to “foreigners” and less rights to “natives” etc.

All of it insane bullshit. But it was the only thing been passed around 3-5 days before the vote. Guess which way the vote went? People literally tricked into denying themselves more power and control in their lives… Poof. It’s all part of the steady rise I’ve been noticing the last 6-7 years and it feels like its coming to a head.

The hypocricy is infuriating as well. Violent protests been held, arson on buildings marked for refugees, all with the message of “we cant let violent men in to our country” cos apparently, all refugees are violent men…

Anyway these violent men, who think violent men are coming, are going to inheret the cinder so… Fuck it, I’m out. TO SWITZERLAND!!!

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Well, I mean, it’s not like we don’t have these people here. But, being a small country that always had to rely heavily on foreign labour, these people are somehow so ingrained in swiss culture that we kind of got adept at working around them most of the time…

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