Future Update Speculation

Hmm, maybe its “phasing”? The Flash does this thing where he vibrates his hand extremely fast, allowing his hand to pass through objects. Maybe we’re going to phase through walls/barriers?

But then again, I feel like he would have used a wall emoji or something else instead.

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Great. Now you made me think of Hertza Haeon. Next up: No Man’s Panzerkunst! :rofl:

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Wax on…Wax off…Wax on….

:waving_hand:

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Bluesky

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Yes! That’d be so great.

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:waving_hand: “Hands are not easy to paint…” :waving_hand:

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:eyes:

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The Satisfactory community managers have cracked the code.

Sean has the coffee shakes :slight_smile:

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Hmm, could be a collaboration/crossover with Satisfactory, like when NMS added the normandy? But that seems a little odd how they would do that.

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I think it’s a tongue-in-cheek joke about how the :waving_hand: emoji could be considered as representing Hello Games, so the satisfactory Devs (Coffee Stain Studios) replied with an emoji that represents them

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Remember how they found that mini ship fighter that looked just like a Nintendo Switch controller? Surely they can find some vehicle seeds for a quick Satisfactory co-op… :winking_face_with_tongue:

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Oh right! that’s actually a smart interpretation

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Idk. They did goat sim right?

I have already rag-dolled quite a few critters across the front of my exocraft. Maybe they already collaborated. Could explain the animals falling from the sky in the last update. :rofl:

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Are we all mentally prepared to see a cowboy with waving hands? Just a trigger warning in case there’s an expedition and you aren’t prepared for some mild emoji based body horror

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As I recall, the emoji teasing presages a following week release. Wednesday?

And Sean’s emojis are of two types:

  • A “sounds like” ______ homophone .
    (Bacon sounds similar to Beacon)
  • An action or item that relates to the emoji.
    (A mirror relates to Echoes).
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My guesses for the “wave” emoji.

-Signal waves: New story update once again involving mysterious transmissions, noise in the ether, etc
-Water waves: Another water update (very unlikely since we got one recently)
-Violent waves: Combat update featuring waves of enemies and/or new wave emitting weapon technology.

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A lot of these are wrong I think (please correct me if I’m wrong ofc!), but I believe:

  • Echoes was initially given the :white_question_mark: emoji during its teasing phase, and in later lists this was retroactively changed to be :speaker_high_volume:.
  • Interceptor was :smiling_face_with_horns:… for some reason?
  • Endurance was :flexed_biceps: (still not sure why a freighter update was called Endurance?)
  • Sentinel was a :water_pistol:

Here’s my emoji conspiracy chart for reference :sweat_smile:

Edit: Xbox is now also on sale!

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