News From The Void

Of course, Trump is determined to stamp out drugs trafficking to the US:

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The two-faced hypocrisy never ends does it

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For the past month I have been browsing the well-known online retailer Amz.anon for potential Christmas presents. I am a long-standing customer, and they keep trying to fool me into joining their premium service, Pride.

Now in my view, only someone in the terminal stages of madness would pay a monthly subscription in order to use a shop. So I haven’t joined Pride.

Anyways. I had lined up a list of items I might buy. Then along came Black Friday.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered that, as a ā€œBlack Friday Dealā€ the price of items I had been looking at had doubled. Items that, a couple of weeks ago, had been Ā£15.00 were now Ā£30.00. Unless - as part of my ā€œBlack Friday Dealā€ offer, I agreed to join Pride - in which case I could have the items for the old price of Ā£15.00.

Needless to say, I haven’t bought the items - nor have I joined Pride. I will wait and see if the prices come back down. If not, I will buy different items, somewhere else.

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I have heard for many years that prices go up for Black Friday. Thank you for confirming it.

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I’m not even arsed making fake emails for a free month of prime anymore when I do an Amazon order. And I’ve only ever ordered from them twice in 25 years. This isn’t laziness and moreso about just not giving my time to Bezos.

I take that back actually. They’re not fake emails. All email addresses are real and valid. That was mean of me to say about email. Sorry email <3

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I do remember that I took a free 30-days trial to watch one show on prime video that I was interested in. The major challenge was cancelling the subscription again before 30 days were over. It can’t be done through the UI, you have to write a mail. Then you have to get through a couple layers of automated responses before you get someone that can actually cancel your account. It’s really quite bad…

I decided at that time that it was definitely overdue to let go of any qualms I might have left about piracy.

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Of course it’s nothing new. Subscription book clubs were notorious for it, many years ago. In the 1990s there was an ongoing debate - ā€œWhat’s harder to get rid of - HIV or the Reader’s Digest?ā€

The difference now is that it seems to have become ubiquitous. It’s now seen as the standard marketing model, rather than the unethical practice of a few rogues.

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Magazine subscription services that sold you a dozen mags in a lump deal

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As someone who rarely buys non-essential items, I noticed that, on occasion, goods I’d considered purchasing were not any cheaper on special sale days. It is quite the clever scam & the large companies must make millions extra from this. I could do with a few extra million by having a ā€˜special’ day.

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You may regret making that public. 230 lurkers just registered new businesses.

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It’s called ā€œthe is-was methodā€ in marketing classes.

For example, I just posted an ad that says ā€œHave legendary No Man’s Sky player Mad Hatter name a planet after you! On sale now, is $300, was $999! Limited time bargain price!ā€

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@Mad-Hatter @sheralmyst

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but Mads partner already beat you to it.

For the low price of 250 a month for the Mad Tier on their Patreon Page, I get a signed piece of Mad Memorabilia that you either used or spent some time in it’s vicinity, sent to me every month.

It’s been five years and I’ve yet to receive a single monthly gift. Highly considering dropping down to the 500 tier, unless you can give me some assurance they will arrive some time in the next 12-72 months.

No, I don’t know why the lower one is more expensive but it mentions something about cloning.

It came with your families patented ā€œnot a scamā€ promise so I know I’m dealing with good honest people here.

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ā€œThat’s a standard thing. He’s got to sell this to Ukraine, he’s got to sell Ukraine to Russia,ā€ Trump told reporters Tuesday. ā€œThat’s what a dealmaker does.ā€

Trump accidentally lets slip with a truth. The objective all along has been to sell Ukraine to Russia.

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He has a real obsession with Russia and the Arabs

The Arabs I understand because they have gold palaces and are dripping in wealth.

Russia I don’t quite get…

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Probably. Its impossible to make a joke anymore without some sort of backlash.

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Some combination of a deep seated desire to be ā€œpowerful like Putinā€ and a position of vulnerability due to back channel financing from Russian sources.

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Well, he is getting close to mastering the ā€œGet rid of everyone who doesn’t agree with meā€ tactic. If people start falling out of windows or die after shaking his hand, he will have succeeded.

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I think one half of his brain is just re-runs of chuck Norris movies he has mistaken for his own reality.

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Too bad we can’t mark up in red, huh? :grin:

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