HE FIND NED - The Chronicles of Main Fam (Parody)

[toddumptious]

It is a glory, to finally behold the 16 tomes of the Ned/Ded/Dad Sea Scrolls in all their holy splendour.

AAFBCEFABCDCFDFCEDBDDFDAEFBCDEBDABFDDACFFCFADEBFACEBABBFECAEF
FFEINHEFINDNEDENHDIDDEDFHEINDHIDFIEDDFNEENEFDHIEFNHIFIIEHNFHE
MMAINFAMINDNADANFDIDDADMFAINDFIDMIADDMNAANAMDFIAMNFIMIIAFNMFA

Fein, he find ned, & he did ded, he in hid fied, df'n'een ef dhie, f'n hifii, & f he...

Fein, he found ned, and he was dead. He hid Fied (possibly Feins brother?),
deafening Ef (Fein or Fied are deafended in the process, Ef been shorthand for their names)
dhie fn hifii (its possible a stereo being too loud caused the deafening)
Ehn(&) F he (I think this is Fein or Fied cursing the Hifi for what it had done to their brother)

This seems like a prelude to what would come next.

Main Fam in DNA. Dan did dad, MF AI, & fid mia. DD mna ana, mdf I am, & fim, I af, nmfa (no mor funkin adjectives ??? )

I am not a ned scholar… but I tried to make something of it…

DD mna ana, mdf I am,

Mná is Woman “as Geailge” so, a woman named Ana? Made of MDF? Another construct? Perhaps to house the AI?! Maybe that’s what the large breasts (DD)are for, to house the cooling unit for the CPU.

edit:

Using the holy AI on my amateur translations… I got this.

Fine, he found it, and he did die, he in his field, defying even death, and if he...

No mention of ned, stupid AI doesn’t even know the truth of Ned.

[toddumptious]

I was thinking of Waking Titan… and Ned. Then I remember this film exists.

I don’t even need to edit this, this is just the movies poster/VHS cover.

(posted here because I can’t make more than three consecutive posts in the meme thread )

[YourBasicMaths]

From the producers of The Walking Dead, and the minds behind Breaking Bad, introducing, an all-new hit series…

WAKING NED

[toddumptious]

Similar to GR3G, I found a good Ned song for the Operator Playlist

Ned

16 days later

[YourBasicMaths]

After meticulously extracting every non-numerical digit from every portal coordinate of the 137 root primes, I’m back to share the latest addition to our holy scriptures.

NOCODE:

CECBAFCBFACFFFDCAFBEBCDBAADEADFCBABCEECDBCCADFBEBCADBFFADDEFAEDCEDFCFFDFEACFCDDBAFDECCCADBBFCFEEFFAAEFEFDFFFACACCBADEFABBDFFAFBEEBCCEDABCFABEBAADEAFFAFABBCDBAEFDDADAFFDAEFCDFEADDCDEECCBBBDDFEBDFBFEAEBCCAAFADBDAECBEFBDEEBDAEBFBFBCFDECBFFCAFDCDDBECCDDEBCAFCFABEAAEAFBEAFADDDDBBEBCCFAEAEEDCFBDDBFBEBBECDBEACEEFDAABBBEECFAFDCFAEECFFAAABDCBACABCEFDEEFCDCDDECBAFDABBBAABDBCBFEEECAFADFDDBBFFEECCBFBDABAADBBECEEEDFEDFEBADFAECABADEEBCAEEFEAEBBBCCDDECCEBDEBCADABBCAFCBDBEFAADFEDCEEBEFFCEACFAFEACEAAFFABADAAFDCFCAECEFEACCCCEDCCED

ENCODE:

NHNIFENIEFNEEEDNFEIHINDIFFDHFDENIFINHHNDINNFDEIHINFDIEEFDDHEFHDNHDENEEDEHFNENDDIFEDHNNNFDIIENEHHEEFFHEHEDEEEFNFNNIFDHEFIIDEEFEIHHINNHDFINEFIHIFFDHFEEFEFIINDIFHEDDFDFEEDFHENDEHFDDNDHHNNIIIDDEHIDEIEHFHINNFFEFDIDFHNIHEIDHHIDFHIEIEINEDHNIEENFEDNDDIHNNDDHINFENEFIHFFHFEIHFEFDDDDIIHINNEFHFHHDNEIDDIEIHIIHNDIHFNHHEDFFIIIHHNEFEDNEFHHNEEFFFIDNIFNFINHEDHHENDNDDHNIFEDFIIIFFIDINIEHHHNFEFDEDDIIEEHHNNIEIDFIFFDIIHNHHHDEHDEHIFDEFHNFIFDHHINFHHEHFHIIINNDDHNNHIDHINFDFIINFENIDIHEFFDEHDNHHIHEENHFNEFEHFNHFFEEFIFDFFEDNENFHNHEHFNNNNHDNNHD

DECODE:

CECBAFCBFACFFFDCAFBEBCDBAADEADFCBABCEECDBCCADFBEBCADBFFADDEFAEDCEDFCFFDFEACFCDDBAFDECCCADBBFCFEEFFAAEFEFDFFFACACCBADEFABBDFFAFBEEBCCEDABCFABEBAADEAFFAFABBCDBAEFDDADAFFDAEFCDFEADDCDEECCBBBDDFEBDFBFEAEBCCAAFADBDAECBEFBDEEBDAEBFBFBCFDECBFFCAFDCDDBECCDDEBCAFCFABEAAEAFBEAFADDDDBBEBCCFAEAEEDCFBDDBFBEBBECDBEACEEFDAABBBEECFAFDCFAEECFFAAABDCBACABCEFDEEFCDCDDECBAFDABBBAABDBCBFEEECAFADFDDBBFFEECCBFBDABAADBBECEEEDFEDFEBADFAECABADEEBCAEEFEAEBBBCCDDECCEBDEBCADABBCAFCBDBEFAADFEDCEEBEFFCEACFAFEACEAAFFABADAAFDCFCAECEFEACCCCEDCCED

[toddumptious]

I hope the kidnappers release your postcard now

[YourBasicMaths]

This is secretly why I went to the effort.

You never know

[toddumptious]

Not sure if this was the actual reason or OOC they saw this thread and were like “oh crap, I knew there was something I was supposed to be rectifying!”

Good to see your postcard up on the shared fridge.

[YourBasicMaths]

Woohoo!
feelsgoodman

[m0lz]

JAZ SAX RAD CAT .. just had to go in my MAIN FAM System base

Summary

[toddumptious]

Damn I totally forgot about Jazz Sax Rad Cat. Good excuse to repost the image in here.

[Cattivision]

I laughed out loud when I visited your base and saw that yesterday.

[m0lz]

O_o oh no visitors and I didn’t have the best china out and cupcakes Glad you liked it, I thought a few would, thats why I put a curtain up so its a bit of a surprise.

[Leeka]

@Polyphemus

Fain did Ada discover a famine in Eden. Ned, he fashioned a den for Ma, Dad, and I. Deb, in her mind, Dan he found a deceased Fin.

Why has no one mentioned the obvious link to ADA, the AI in Satisfactory ?

As anyone who dipped in this game knows, she was corrupted by the Strange Alien Matter, or SAM, which is actually part of a sentient entity that has deep knowledge on the very fabric of the universe. This made ADA attain a new level of consciousness. She FOUND MIND.

All of this is of course reminiscent of the Ghost. The VIRUS. The deletion of memory blocks, and the creation of a VOID, which is actually something so big that it can’t be read and acknowledged by any AI known to Telamon (knowledge about all that is and the entire time-space continuum is actually written there, if you followed).

This ARG is way bigger than any of us thought, and No Man’s Sky is NOT the limit. I am VERY serious. This is far from finished. ADA will C0NSUME.

// EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED //

Late edit so no one will see and I’m such an evil mastermind : I’m a French native speaker. Do you think it a coincidence that I arrived here just over a week before answer 10 ? (absolutely is)

[BenR]

Would you like me to share my own foray into the Ned?

There are entire passages unseen by more than my own tiny collective…

Such as a direct messages sent to each Operator… in plain sight.

I wish I could gather every bit of everything shared, in the order they occured.

I did, in fact, find much that I see no where here, nor anywhere.

I wonder if even Archie is aware? I tried to tell him, but never heard a reply…

it’s like MAIN FAM knew the method, but not the puzzle…

hint:

the missing Monday

the coordinates align more than just physically “you” to a star “system”, another aspect overlooked

I have burned my notebook. If you seek what Ned speaks, you must inquire among his Followers’ bits and wasps

Nothing is random with *you*

~soon to be foretelling the future as Loop16 was just activated, System-friend inyourmind.exe