HE FIND NED - The Chronicles of Main Fam (Parody)

[toddumptious]

It is a glory, to finally behold the 16 tomes of the Ned/Ded/Dad Sea Scrolls in all their holy splendour.

AAFBCEFABCDCFDFCEDBDDFDAEFBCDEBDABFDDACFFCFADEBFACEBABBFECAEF
FFEINHEFINDNEDENHDIDDEDFHEINDHIDFIEDDFNEENEFDHIEFNHIFIIEHNFHE
MMAINFAMINDNADANFDIDDADMFAINDFIDMIADDMNAANAMDFIAMNFIMIIAFNMFA

Fein, he find ned, & he did ded, he in hid fied, df'n'een ef dhie, f'n hifii, & f he...

Fein, he found ned, and he was dead. He hid Fied (possibly Feins brother?),
deafening Ef (Fein or Fied are deafended in the process, Ef been shorthand for their names)
dhie fn hifii (its possible a stereo being too loud caused the deafening)
Ehn(&) F he (I think this is Fein or Fied cursing the Hifi for what it had done to their brother)

This seems like a prelude to what would come next.

Main Fam in DNA. Dan did dad, MF AI, & fid mia. DD mna ana, mdf I am, & fim, I af, nmfa (no mor funkin adjectives ??? )

I am not a ned scholar… but I tried to make something of it…

DD mna ana, mdf I am,

Mná is Woman “as Geailge” so, a woman named Ana? Made of MDF? Another construct? Perhaps to house the AI?! Maybe that’s what the large breasts (DD)are for, to house the cooling unit for the CPU.

edit:

Using the holy AI on my amateur translations… I got this.

Fine, he found it, and he did die, he in his field, defying even death, and if he...

No mention of ned, stupid AI doesn’t even know the truth of Ned.

[toddumptious]

I was thinking of Waking Titan… and Ned. Then I remember this film exists.

I don’t even need to edit this, this is just the movies poster/VHS cover.

(posted here because I can’t make more than three consecutive posts in the meme thread )

[YourBasicMaths]

From the producers of The Walking Dead, and the minds behind Breaking Bad, introducing, an all-new hit series…

WAKING NED