Getting a laugh out of life

Well, chute.

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My idea of a good time these days. Olive Garden in the car while sitting at the lake

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So my daughter was reading about people who have tried the eggs. Just don’t. :joy:

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They’re like potato chips, no one can eat just one.

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Prolly tastes like chicken

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Funny, my neighbours tasted like pork.

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I’ve heard that about neighbors. Also that they are very hard to get tenderized.

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I’m playing Hades II right now and I think I just ran into one of your surviving neighbours

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You have no idea how many opticians visits I had to endure after that business with Odysseus. Mind you, his crew were tasty.

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“Birds that are fed a poor diet or are given medications may produce eggs that are unsuitable for consumption. Similarly, birds with infections may pass the pathogens on to their eggs.”

Ewww.. Pass!

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Like chickens, parakeets lay all their eggs before sitting on them. After the 3rd one this afternoon, Bonnie went in and starting sitting. They are supposed to lay 4-8 but I hope she is done…will watch her tomorrow.

…Edit…can tell she has egg 4 on the way…

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I was given the full religious upbringing - prayers before meals and bed, church twice on Sundays, Sunday School, confirmation classes, the works. Of course, this meant that I completely rejected any form of religion as soon as I got the chance.

Then I discovered the Gabola Church - and it turns out that I could, perhaps, be persuaded.

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I’ll drink to that! Cheers mate!

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Does the far right one look cracked?

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Yes. Sitting on it would be a parakeet on crack!

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Why is “dyslexia” such a hard word to spell?

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