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[Selfie-Gek]

I may have gone a little overboard.

Porwiggles!

As promised, I have made an attempt at an Attenborough-esque narrative of the life of Porwiggles. For accuracy, I pulled info from all the in-game sources I could find (which is notably few), but hopefully you’ll be able to spot a couple of the references. Also, just a heads-up, I attempted to make it read like an actual nature documentary, and nature documentaries sometimes get a little dark, but I tried to at least leave it off on a more optimistic note. So, without further ado: This is New…