# Merry Christmas from England

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**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [December 14, 2018, 12:09am UTC](https://forums.atlas-65.com/t/merry-christmas-from-england/6220 "2018-12-14T00:09:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Polyphemus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/forums.atlas-65.com/polyphemus/32/1884_2.png) [@Polyphemus](https://forums.atlas-65.com/u/Polyphemus)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://forums.atlas-65.com/t/merry-christmas-from-england/6220/1 "2018-12-14T00:10:00Z")

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Cutting from this morning’s newspaper. Ho, ho, ho.

 ![Santa%20Guardian%2003](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/etarc/original/3X/0/4/043fb52817f1d0265ae1f3f8b594673f0379e49a.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![temp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@temp](https://forums.atlas-65.com/u/temp)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2018, 1:35am UTC](https://forums.atlas-65.com/t/merry-christmas-from-england/6220/2 "2018-12-14T01:35:08Z")

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Job stress. Glad I’m retired (wasn’t a Santa).

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**Author:** ![sheralmyst](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/forums.atlas-65.com/sheralmyst/32/55317_2.png) [@sheralmyst](https://forums.atlas-65.com/u/sheralmyst)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2018, 2:29am UTC](https://forums.atlas-65.com/t/merry-christmas-from-england/6220/3 "2018-12-14T02:29:57Z")

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More detail…😂

> **[A very bad Santa’s profanity-laced meltdown horrified children at a Christmas...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2018/12/13/very-bad-santas-profanity-laced-meltdown-horrified-children-christmas-festival/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.fcdb2d4b7507)**
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> The St. Ives Christmas festival Santa panicked after hearing a fire alarm, then ripped off his fake beard and began “shouting and swearing” at children to leave.

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**Author:** ![toddumptious](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/forums.atlas-65.com/toddumptious/32/58816_2.png) [@toddumptious](https://forums.atlas-65.com/u/toddumptious)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.atlas-65.com/t/merry-christmas-from-england/6220/4 "2018-12-14T16:07:49Z")

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I think the fact his elves have begun feasting on my tainted flesh might have had something to do with this.

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Seasons greetings from a bored man in his Print Museum 😉 (with a bonus lesson that one should always mind their p’s and q’s… and also b’s and d’s)

Andrew is ainm dom. But you can call me Todd if you like 😃